CDC to offer new guidelines on how to bury the bodies of the unvaccinated

This afternoon, the CDC has announced guidelines on how to bury the bodies of unvaccinated individuals. These guidelines include socially distancing, wearing a mask, wearing two masks, and maybe even a boot stamping on a human face forever. They also include handling the dead body with rubber gloves.

"The dead body of an unvaccinated individual contains higher levels of the virus than the dead bodies of vaccinated individuals. All bodies of unvaccinated individuals should be wearing at least two masks when they are buried. It's understandable that you might want to kiss them while they rest in their coffins before burial but we would likely see a super spreader if that were to occur. Don't blame me, blame your loved one."

Fauxci said as he put on a second and third mask to hide his ugly face.

Many white privileged American neo-Nazis continue to refuse vaccination claiming things like, "you'll still get COVID even after you get vaccinated!" These claims have been debunked by the people who created the vaccinations and now have massive monetary bargaining deals with the government so to not trust them is insanity. Vaccinations are received to prevent you from dying. The Pope said it was a charitable act because by preventing yourself from dying, you actually prevent everyone from dying. In addition, social distancing needs to be implemented, not just double-masking of your loved one.

"The unvaccinated should be buried six feet apart, not just six feet under."

Rochelle Walensky said.

Many neo-Nazi fascists continue to complain about the rules currently but vaccination definitely ends the spread. You know this because the same people who told you Afghanistan would not fall to a hoard of angry goat-herders told you that it could and we would never lie to you. Fascists have this obsessive idea that the government routinely lies to them.

One girl we asked for comment said, "My father was vaccinated against COVID-19 and he was infected with it and died from it. But had he not been vaccinated, it would have been much worse. Please get vaccinated!"

Anthony Fauxci further insists that the vaccine will prevent the spread of COVID-19. Even people who are infected with COVID-19 after being vaccinated, no matter how sick they are, cannot possibly spread it which is why they are no longer obligated to wear masks and why the fully vaccinated Texas Governor who was recently infected with COVID-19 is now isolating to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

"We have a pandemic of the unvaccinated." Said the loopy President Joe Biden just last month. It is true. The reckless, non-isolating unvaccinated people are spreading it because even if they don't have COVID-19, the fact that they aren't wearing masks shows they are spreading it. Vaccinated people, even if they have COVID-19, will not spread it. 100% of the population needs to be fully vaccinated and it is inevitable that we will see mandates imposed universally as Pfizer and Moderna begin to price gouge. The CDC ensures that there is absolutely no corruption going on there.